In thinktank’s definitive guide to constructing a four win sweep, broom, we will go indepth on the proper way to build the ultimate tool for the showboating hockey fan.
You may ask why .The answer ?

Because it is the cornerstone of homer simpsons pyramid of success.

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Make sure you are wearing Proper and legit Fan paraphernalia , or the broom will not function properly and might blow-up.

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Make sure you have the following.(All available from you local dollar store.)

Broom Handle (Red works For Senators Fans)
Broom Head (Red or Black Works Best)
Appropriately colored tape (Gold to keep with senators color scheme)
And finaly a Soft surface bearing your teams logo, for assembly (In this case, a sen…

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